1) Excruciating Boredom - I'm on level 2002 of Unblock Car. No word of a lie.
3) Replacing friends with food. Because I'm always sitting in the kitchen.
5) Pent up creativity leads to really bad poetry-
Does anything rhyme with poem?
I'm sure somebody knows,
But I don't know'em.
I'll think of something myself,
And that will show them.
... I joined a temp agency this morning.....