So without further ado, I present a list (who doesn't love a list?) of some of my favourite things about Scotland...
(Rod (the bod) Stewart. Phwoar.)
(Irvine Walsh's gloriously disgusting creations)
(Susan Boyle - because who cares if she doesn't know the words to 'Mull of Kintyre'- what does that even mean anyway?)
(My grandpa- yes, he's reading Fifty Shades of Grey)